Blogging in my pants

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June 18, 2008 by jhbprincess

The other night, lying in my bed making use of my vibrator – fondly known as the Snorkel, I started thinking of our houseguest* – who sleeps in the bedroom next to mine.

Of course not in the way in which would assist my cause, rather because the houseguest aka Crazy Uncle Stanley wears hearing aids. Is it possible that the snorkel could interfere with the hearing aid frequency?!

Honestly – the thought didn’t last much longer as I was distracted by a text message. But thinking about it right now – there does seem to be this strange ‘scream’ like sound every now and again from the old chaps ears.

Could the Snorkel be responsible?!

*Name changed to protect the innocent

Posted in Moi | Tagged frequency, Snorkel, text | 13 Comments

13 Responses to “Blogging in my pants”

on 18 Jun 2008 at 3:43 pm1 Rob

Heheh. I think you’re safe

Unless your vibrator also doubles as a cellphone it shouldn’t make much difference. Perhaps he’s just tugging it at the same time.

Robs last blog post..Aah prison. The hard life.
on 18 Jun 2008 at 3:57 pm2 Sylar

Started off well but there were no pictures…

*sigh

I don’t think that it would mess up his hearing aid though. Simple test, move your vibrator close to your phone, see what happens… while you are at it take another pic
on 18 Jun 2008 at 4:07 pm3 cloudgazer

He’s screaming cause he’s peeping at you through the keyhole.
on 18 Jun 2008 at 4:13 pm4 jhbprincess

Sylar…Buddy..you’re a married man, it’s enough of a sin you’ve book marked my breast post. Seriously.

CG…. You could have a point..
on 18 Jun 2008 at 4:23 pm5 6000

Snorkel?

Why? Is it hard to breathe down there?

6000s last blog post..Real Life is pink
on 18 Jun 2008 at 4:38 pm6 Vince Noir

Mental images will have to do then
on 19 Jun 2008 at 8:38 am7 jhbprincess

006…i have to admit it wasn’t my originality that named it ‘The Snorkel’.. But who knows.. could possible be. Or the fact it works under water too.
on 19 Jun 2008 at 8:52 am8 Crazy

‘the thought didn’t last much longer as I was distracted by a text message’

Wow! you receive sms’ on your vibrator?
on 19 Jun 2008 at 12:03 pm9 Elfgirl

LOL You can always tell him it was your electric toothbrush… honest!
on 19 Jun 2008 at 2:57 pm10 6000

Vince Noir (the real one) rocks my world.

Hey Ms JayHaychBeePee – just been counting the number of comments you’ve left on my blog.
(Didn’t take long)

6000s last blog post..Real Life is pink
on 20 Jun 2008 at 1:22 am11 jhbprincess

006. You’re such a blog hoe.

But I’m down with that. If you’re extra charming, I’ll even add you to my links.
on 25 Jun 2008 at 2:48 pm12 Darckchocolate

glad to see u r back in the land of the blogging. i knew you wouldnt saty away for long
on 07 Jul 2008 at 5:34 am13 theajkman

Interesting blog, will be back again.