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July 2, 2008 by jhbprincess
Being Home Alone last night provided the best opportunity to test out my new toy*. Being new I did feel that it required its own special attention. And of course – I’m all about special attention.
Lying in bed, with my new toy strategically placed… pondering the effects. I receive a text message from Marriage-Boy. “What are you doing?”
Truly I did ponder responding “Sliding my new toy into my rather wet pussy”. [Although I do prefer the word cunt – ed] But all in all – I thought better of it, and simply responded “Reading. U?”
Surprisingly the details of the greatest book he is reading didn’t hold my attention for long – I claimed head-ache-via-text-message and scrolled further down my address book.
And stumbled upon the taker of my phone sex virginity. I suspect he might have been reading, but like me, he’s easily distracted. Thankfully he didn’t feel the need to inform me of the book he was reading – rather the location of his hand-to-crotch and desires for my mouth.
Toy – R120
Cell account – R1800
Receiving the right text at the right time – Priceless.
*Purchased Saturday night while out with the Gayboys, I couldn’t help myself – it’s too cute.
This post is useless without pics.
What do you clean your “toy” with ?
I am worried to use normal cleaning products with our purple friend.
…or do you just shove it back in the drawer ?
Cloudy. Big Penis or not. Don’t go throwing your weight around here.
Sylar, I use tooth paste. Leaves it minty fresh.
Although I agree with cloudy, still pretty good.
You should at least be responsible to your readers and give a link to the toy in question.