One. two. threefourfive… everybody in car so cummon lets drive…
August 3, 2009 by jhbprincess
So, recently. IE the other night – someting rather startling came to my attention.
I have… 5 vibrators.
8 if you count the three new SDN ones. Which i am not allowed to keep.
That’s FIVE. 5 vibrating sex toys. Sexual stimulation devices.
There is the Original Snorkle – my first SSD[sexual stimulation device]. Bought at a Hens party i hosted when i was a bridesmaid for teh second time in 6 months. It was an exciting purchase. A liberating purchase. And a toy that went with me to London.
The second SSD – shame… was bought PURELY for aesthetic purposes. It never quite got to the status of a nick name. Just goes to show… looks only get you so far… But it is cute. It was bought on *that* night of the under age crotch watching event. Which may or may not… be the very first post in this blog.
The next SSD… would be BP – the much loved, already on its second set of batteries Vibrator. BP was given to me by a BP* in fact. BP is Big and Pink… and is a perfect vibrator.
The wireless egg of that month comes in at number four. This i bought, for the above mentioned BP. For another SDN in fact. The night that *that* thing was crossed for *that* list.
AND then… number 5. If you might remember, a while ago i went mental wanting one, winning one in a competition. I offered many a bribe. But it seemed she was not biting. I broke down, and as any liberated woman – i bought one for myself. the OhMiBod. aka OMB.
Right so. There are also the 3 which i only have visitation rights too… One is similar to one of mine, but not wireless, one doesn’t require batteries. And one well… pushes those earlier mentioned boundries.
Naturally the first thing that pops into ones mind is… Jesus that’s excessive. Along with the visual of a woman on a bed surrounded by 8 sex toys doing unmentionally things to herself.
This is not particularly true. For obvious reasons. Two of the 8 have dead batteries, and three of the 8 are not in my posession. Closer to the actual point i wanted to make – I should really get rid of two of the toys.. as these days i only ever use the New MOST AMAZING OhMiBod** & BP, So, naturally the snorkle and other once should get the toss… but i find myself emotionally tied to these toys.
Is this strange?
*Boy Person
**Boy ‘o boy… do i have a story for you on that topic!
