Questions strangers ask.
October 26, 2009 by jhbprincess
A few days ago i found myself at postnet. Naturally posting something. Something wrapped in a black box with a gorgeous pink ribbon. [lets note the pink - as this is focus for the over all story. at some point.]
A very nice boyman named… lets say Paul assists me. Starts off his assisting with “Ah, you shouldn’t have” and “Ah.. pink is my favourite colour”. [lets note the sarcasm coming from Paul]
Of course i responded with “I didn’t” and “That’s sweet”. [matching the recieved sarcasm.]
[And then things become a little strange'er]
Not being one to miss a soft addiction opportunity, i take my phone out of my bag. Which happens to have a pink case.
“Wow, even your phone is pink” says the now Strange Paul.
“I’m organised that way ” I say, with a smile.
” I bet you even have a pink cat” He response.
["Now, being a rather intelligent girl, i look at this character and think to myself - is this some reference to a movie i haven't seen, a book i haven't read, a quote a don't remember....? Of course i am standing in postnet, and this is Paul the boyman. I decided to call him on his apparent wit.]
“No, my pussy is not quite pink.” i respond.
JHBP – 1 Boyman Paul – 0

bwhahahaha!! I bet the boyman was pretty pink (red?) after that retort! Will teach him to becareful what he asks!!!
brilliant!
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