I call my new friends Paul and Gavin, after the two of my competitors. Its strange, Gavin who’s dark and skinny – looks just like RL Gavin, and Paul who’s podgie and has googly eyes, looks just like RL Paul. Once again. I say – it’s the Secret. For this is how i project my thoughts of them.

 But anyway.

I know fark all about fishes. And the fact that they’re R9.90 means they’re easily replaceable upon death. Which is of course good news – bad news is i’m growing rather fond of the boys. Which means i might need to learn a little bit about P&G and how to keep them alive.

 I will admit that – they have had a rather rough start to it. From bag, to vase, to bowl, to car, to office, to new bowl. Where i suspect not boiling the pebbles and the little castle might of made them a little ill, for they did look a little ‘pale’.

 But they’re fighters…actually Gavin looks like a lover… he humps Paul every now and again…. but Paul seems to like it… so I’ve given up throwing paper clips at them.

 Now just to keep them going.