This was taken on *that* Mauritius holiday… How i'd love to go back there now….

We took a taxi to the port, naturally the drivers english was about as good as our french, so a trip which should have taken an hour took three!

This was taken back  in Mauritius on *that* holiday with *that* big fancy camera I played around with for a little while. 

Hmm.. i’m going to be 31. Jesus. thirty one.

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?

The blokes i work with. Generally they’re a hoot when we’re not suffering cabin fever.

3. How tall are you?

Hmmm.. i think like 5’6 and i think that’s in feet. i could be wrong. I’m pretty average girl height.

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?

Hmmm… well there MIGHT be that trip to Europe…and the offices and changes… and life… and things… And getting laid… if that doesn’t happen in the next six weeks… i’m just giving up.

5. What’s the last movie you saw?

The secret life of Pippa Lee

6. Who was the last person you called?

Ah… my mom <3

7. Who was the last person to call you?

The domo… to check something about a pair of jeans i tossed out.

8. What was the last text message you received?

“But then am i wrong in assuming you backed off?”

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?

Who knows.. i hate voice mail… probably my aunt. She often leaves them.

10. Do you prefer to call or text?

Depends on the person… but probably Text… because it’s just so much easier.

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?

I had just put my light out and rested my head on the pillow

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?

They are still married.

13. When is the last time you saw your mom?

This morning.

14. What color are your eyes?

They are blue

15. What time did you wake up today?

My alarm went off at 5:30 am and i got out of bed closer to 7am

16. What are you reading right now?

I just finished a particularly shit book. I wanted something light and no brainer to read. So i bought a Jackie Collins novel. It ended up being one of those read a page skip 5 pages affair. I am Book Unhappy right now.

17. What is your favorite christmas song?

The Christmas song of course.

18. Where is your favorite place to be?

Well i don’t know. Somewhere fun..and relaxing..with people who i like.

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?

I have no idea…. somewhere where i’m uncomfortable.

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?

Right now..? Hmmm. i’d go, for a coffee…and then home.

21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?

I have absolutely no idea.

22. Do you tan or burn?

Burn

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

Hmmm… my parents leaving?

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?

Hmmm…. I’m not sure.

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?

Three. One we only really watch. One gets used for xbox and the like. Sometimes.

26. How big is your bed?

It’s a double bed

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?

A laptop of course.

29. What color are your sheets?

White of course.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

One. I’m never comfortable tho.

31. What is your favorite season?

Autumn and spring….maybe spring most.

32. What do you like about Autumn?

The fact it’s warm but cool… the colours…

33. What do you like about winter?

Snuggling up and keeping warm… hot chocolate.. stews…

• Leaving car keys in the boot while taking things out… even though the car itself is open – is not a good idea when the fucking boot is master locked. BMW on call is fabulous. R400 is worth every cent. At the end of the day… you have no idea what another person is thinking, especially when they decide to close it.
• It seems to be becoming a habit that – I watch a sunday night movie, where one of the woman has a gorgeous thick fringe… lets think Anne Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada… and i feel that – i just HAVE to have one. As in… my life would be incomplete if i did not have one. Thank god for the fact… i don’t have one of those HUGE foreheads, or tiny ones… so i can do things like this and not end up looking like a doos.
• I’ve said this before… and i’ll say it again – i love lazy sunday morning breakfasts. I loved the weekend before lasts… and i quite liked yesterdays… I’ve made it a mission to take part on this activity every sunday.
• I fucking hate valentines day. As in Fuh-king hate. I have never, in my 26 years on this earth being in love over this time. It’s quite simply how the planets have aligned themselves. I’ve never hated it before… i’ve always done things on the day.. i can’t say i’m a mopy kinda sit around and wait for the phone to ring kinda girl. But this year i’ve decided… I fucking hate it.
• The above statement might be related to the fact that, atm – i’m not getting laid and it is getting to me somewhat.
• It is just over a month until i might be leaving for Europe. I am torn. Shall i stay or shall i go… what shall i do. When shall i decide. Dum dee dum.
• I might be off to Mauritius… as a friend won this and well.. her married boyfriend might just not get his leave application signed by his wife in time.
• I have experienced many weekends in my life. 1352 maybe… But this weekend in particularly FLEW by. Faster than any of the other 1352 i’m sure.

Foxtrot Mike Lima… OUT

I picked this Firsts meme from the sweet tartalicious Single Syllable’s http://swisstwist.wordpress.com/ ‘s blog. She keeps threatening to relieve me of my shoes hurt me in bad ways if i don’t visit Europe soon, but I like her anyway :-p Enjoy the meme! 

1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
That would be my debs ball, and he was a very nice sweet boy who brought followers Flowers for both my mother and i. He remains a good family friend.

2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Well, as i’ve matured in life – and redefined love, i’ve come to realise taht it means many more things than just ‘love’. But in the simpliest understanding of the question. The first boy who broke my heart…. No, we do not talk.

3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? 
Probably Champagne…. a toast of some sort.

4. What was your FIRST Job 
Working at Nando’s while i was student… Cause i was cool that way!

5. What was your FIRST car?
A Golf TDi. Which i loved lots.

6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
A boy Person

7. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Mrs Smith

8. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
JHB to Durbs as a baby, when my grandfather died.

9. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk? 
Drew, we became friends in grade one, when Mrs Smith was sick – and i had to join her class. She liked my Crayons. We fought over teh pink.  We’ve been friends ever since.

10. Where was your FIRST sleepover?
I was a major ninny – i didn’t do sleepovers.

11. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
The Domo.

12. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
I was flower girl, for my mothers cousins wedding. I looked so cute. The marriage lasted 3 months. I looked good tho .

13. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning? 
Pulled my phone into the bed to check that it REALLY was FRIDAY!!!!!

14. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to? 
Michael Jackson with my mom! He was at Elis Park… i was so excited!!

15. FIRST tattoo? 
Pass

16. FIRST piercing? 
When i was hmm… i actually have no idea…when i was a kid and at the age when it wouldn’t have been illegal to do it..

17. FIRST foreign country you’ve been to?
We travelled to Zims and Mozambique as kids… but first ‘overseas’ was Mauritius when i was 6 years old.

18. FIRST movie you remember seeing in the theater?
Oh oh oh oh oh….. Little Mermaid!

19. FIRST Detention you had?
Huh?! Oh yes, high school.. for lockign the teacher out of class. When i was Class Prefect.

20. What was the FIRST state/province you lived in?
One and only…Gauteng.

21. If you had one wish, what would it be
That i could have more wishes! Or that i could live a happy life… or that i could reach for my dreams… or win the fucking euro lotto!

22. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
Who knows… Lifes greats lesson?!

23. Who do you think will be the next person to post this? 
You know, my blog readers don’t really lend themselves to such things… they come, they see, they read… sometimes they laugh, sometimes they shake their heads and leave… sometimes they just cum. Filling out Q & A’s… i think they leave that for me. ]]> http://jhbprincess.blognation.co.za/2009/08/28/firsts/feed/ 2 http://jhbprincess.blognation.co.za/2009/04/28/the-chronicles-of-fannyboy/ http://jhbprincess.blognation.co.za/2009/04/28/the-chronicles-of-fannyboy/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:42:12 +0000 jhbprincess http://jhbprincess.blognation.co.za/?p=162 As most girls go, i’m up for a challenge as much as the next. In fact, when it comes to men – i am ALWAYS up for as much of a challenge as possible.

So, regarding The Fanny post – once my cunt had calmed down and returned to me – i of course thought it would be of great interest to see just how far i could take things with FannyBoy. Introduce him to grown up sexual member related words. IE the words which turn ME on.

On That Camping weekend - FannyBoy happened to join us for the saturday night. At some point FannyBoy and i were lazing around – i reading the comso, this months sex servey – and him, reading it over my shoulder.

Perfect i thought… a little intro into modern day Cosmo sex…

An hour or so later.. i’m lying in the tent, and he is sitting outside with everyone else around the ‘camp fire’. Out of the blue.. i recieve an sms “Hi There”…

Ah… we exchange a few sms’es. And get to..

JHBP “So, what turns you on…?”
FB “Look here”..

Which i do.. and he sticks his tongue out at him. [Ah.... que perfect timing]

JHBP “Would it be that pulling a tongue turns you on… or a wanting tongue on a wet cunt!?”

FannyBoy doubled over, landed right off the camping chair on his ass. With an entire camping site, except me – rushing to his rescue.

Needless to say – i never did receive a response.