Posted in Life, Moi on Aug 18th, 2010 No Comments »
For a woman named Mildrid*. She is an awfully unattractive woman…. who has this awful bottle blonde hair, with a particularly interesting grass like texture. I guess it's hot to some. She talks during really hectic movies… AND sport. ALWAYS during sport. She's old. MUCH older than I. Her real age can't quite be defined [...]
Posted in Life, Moi, fuck on Aug 6th, 2010 No Comments »
The universe fucking loves me… i know this for a fact… As the universe pays very very special attention to on JHBP. Very special. For example.. when JHBP sits on her couch, throws her toys out the cot, and sulks over WARM FUCKING MILK TART.. The universe says… "Ah… you want to sulk…do you?" We'll give you [...]
Posted in Life, Moi, fuck on Sep 23rd, 2009 3 Comments »
Well, atleast mine – likes to put things into perspective for me, every now and again - when i get a little.. overwhelmed by it all. Life likes to put me in a situation where I realise that – I really am just a really really small pimple on the face of life. Like yesterday evening… I [...]
Posted in Friends, Life, Moi, fuck on Apr 24th, 2009 2 Comments »
Last weekend – yours truly went camping. Real – in your own tent[granted not mine actually] Put it up yourself [i held a pole upright for what felt like hours - ha ha ha] On the floor [okay - there were blow up mattresses] Cook your own food [i had to wash fucking dishes] kind of [...]
Posted in Dreams, Friends, Life, Moi on Jul 4th, 2008 4 Comments »
Wednesday morning I had a call from Kay, which started with “Princess, [I have all my friends call me Princess – it helps with my low self esteem] are you pregnant??” “No, are you?” “No, but I dreamt you were.” Well that’s just dandy I tell her – I am of course flattered that you’re [...]
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