*sigh* it's the little things in life.. and Lulu's is up there with Seattle.. my happy place.

The Hat... Student night..?

Last night… the Brother, myself, a friend, a friend, the half bother, hopefully the girl he marries, her friend went off to see the Dirty Skirts.

Well.. really – they all came with me, as i wanted to see the Dirty Skirts.

Well actually i really just wanted to hear ONE song.

Homewrecker.

Which was nice when they finally played it.

Hmm.. i’m going to be 31. Jesus. thirty one.

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?

The blokes i work with. Generally they’re a hoot when we’re not suffering cabin fever.

3. How tall are you?

Hmmm.. i think like 5’6 and i think that’s in feet. i could be wrong. I’m pretty average girl height.

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?

Hmmm… well there MIGHT be that trip to Europe…and the offices and changes… and life… and things… And getting laid… if that doesn’t happen in the next six weeks… i’m just giving up.

5. What’s the last movie you saw?

The secret life of Pippa Lee

6. Who was the last person you called?

Ah… my mom <3

7. Who was the last person to call you?

The domo… to check something about a pair of jeans i tossed out.

8. What was the last text message you received?

“But then am i wrong in assuming you backed off?”

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?

Who knows.. i hate voice mail… probably my aunt. She often leaves them.

10. Do you prefer to call or text?

Depends on the person… but probably Text… because it’s just so much easier.

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?

I had just put my light out and rested my head on the pillow

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?

They are still married.

13. When is the last time you saw your mom?

This morning.

14. What color are your eyes?

They are blue

15. What time did you wake up today?

My alarm went off at 5:30 am and i got out of bed closer to 7am

16. What are you reading right now?

I just finished a particularly shit book. I wanted something light and no brainer to read. So i bought a Jackie Collins novel. It ended up being one of those read a page skip 5 pages affair. I am Book Unhappy right now.

17. What is your favorite christmas song?

The Christmas song of course.

18. Where is your favorite place to be?

Well i don’t know. Somewhere fun..and relaxing..with people who i like.

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?

I have no idea…. somewhere where i’m uncomfortable.

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?

Right now..? Hmmm. i’d go, for a coffee…and then home.

21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?

I have absolutely no idea.

22. Do you tan or burn?

Burn

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

Hmmm… my parents leaving?

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?

Hmmm…. I’m not sure.

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?

Three. One we only really watch. One gets used for xbox and the like. Sometimes.

26. How big is your bed?

It’s a double bed

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?

A laptop of course.

29. What color are your sheets?

White of course.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

One. I’m never comfortable tho.

31. What is your favorite season?

Autumn and spring….maybe spring most.

32. What do you like about Autumn?

The fact it’s warm but cool… the colours…

33. What do you like about winter?

Snuggling up and keeping warm… hot chocolate.. stews…

No, it’s pretty good.

When is it hard to kiss someone?

Hmm… when they’re not that great a kisser… or rather they have one of those annoying habits of being all tongue…

Alhto i have to say… in my experience. Things become hard the more you kiss.

You’re trapped in a room with your most recent ex for three days, what do you do?

Hmm… talk, chat… discuss stuff… try that hard kissing..?!

Does it matter to you if your significant other smokes?

Hmmm… i’m not sure.

Have you ever regretted letting someone go?

Nope… it’s all part of life. Apparently if you love someone you should let them go?!

Where would you go if you were butt naked and locked out of your house?

Ummm…. To my car?!

Do you want to please everyone?

i’d like to please myself.

Have you ever been called heartless?

Um….no?

Someone calls you at 3:00 AM, who do you expect it to be?

at this point in time…  My brother.

Does it matter if your significant other drinks?

Depends how much he drinks.

Could you go the rest of your life without doing drugs?

Of course.

Which is better, amazing eyes or an amazing smile?

I don’t know… both?!

Do you want to get married and have children one day?

Hmm.. i do.

Are you easy to get along with?

Of course i am.

Do you ever want to go to sleep and not wake up?

Of course i do. In fact right now might just do.

Are you shorter than your Mom?

No, i am quite a bit taller than her.

Describe your life currently in one word:

WTF

Are you on medication for anything?

Hmm..nope.

Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day?

Umm… i have no idea…

Are there things in your life that you will never be able to get over?

Umm.. nah. Move on, move along. Life is too short.

If you woke up naked next to the last person you kissed, what would your reaction be?

no comment.

Things like friends losing jobs, friends going through really hard times, brothers getting arrested, brothers writing cars off, dogs dying ETC and so foreth.. or forth.

So yesterday… i may or may not have – after a particularly trying meeting in PTA with 4 men who have never left PTA, and don’t QUITE konw their arse from their elbow, or mine either for that fact – I met a friend for coffee at the most amazing KFC concept store in Hatfield, which turned into lunch and turned into coffee again.

We spoke and spoke and spoke….I explained to him that i’m just SO flat at the moment… That i jsut can’t seem to shake it. And i really don’t know what to do. I poured my heart out… and told him about my mate related issues, i told him about my family, about work… about fucking staff… about the fact i can remember nothing, that i mean to do things – sort problems out…and instead totally forget about them… about the fact i’m not going on leave all all this christmas… and i’m starting to feel guilt about my Europe trip.

I kinda applied the a problem shared is a problem halved thought process… And i must say – i did leave there feeling much better.

Of course it might have to do with the MSG’s in the KFC - but i’ll take it.

Of being fetched at the office. Right now. Told we’re going away… told that i need nothing where we were going.

Getting into the car with you, and driving. Driving well out of JHB. Talking and driving. My shoes off, your hand on my thigh. Stealing kisses now and again.

Getting to our destination. A lodge. Out in the bush. Lovely, open, with a huge bed, a huge bath, a private swimming pool… and quiet. With no one around for miles.

Hot and sweaty we arrive and strip naked… into the huge outdoor shower. Where the cool water falls over us as we stand there, touching each other.

We move from the shower, with towels around us… to the bed. I lay on the bed, as you open a bottle of ice cold champagne and offer me glass.

Putting a pillow behind my head taking the glass… you lie between my legs… the towel falls, your chest resting on me. We talk. We drink. Now and again you drop Champagne on me and then slowly lick it off.

I continue telling you stories… and you drop the cool champagne lower and lower until you’ve licked your way… between my legs.

There’d be a breeze over us… and from the bed we could hear nothing but nature… and animals.

Sliding up my body… kissing as you go… Sliding into me as you kiss my lips. My legs wrapping around your ass, pulling you deeper in me.

Slowly at first… and then more frantic, we’d move together.

Finally falling asleep right there.

MY REAL NAME(as my mother does not call me Princess, let alone JHBPRINCESS):-
You are cordially invited to: 

                                 A SWEDISH FULL BODY MASSAGE (90minutes)
                                PLUS INDIAN HEAD MASSAGE       
                               On Friday 13 November 2009 (yes, Friday the 13^th) 

                 TIME: 15H00
RSVP: Via reply email will suffice…! 

(A lil lunch there  will not be out of place, if you can get out)

• Cooking dinner for good friends tonight. Out of the new cook book… I am simply practising for ‘that someone special’. If he is reading this… take note.
• My blog
• My Work Adventure
• The fact it’s friday.
• My new Pantie adventure which is being documented here
• The fact that i now KNOW how to do that link in a word thing.
• Edith
• Getting Laid. Wait.. i’m not getting laid atm.
• Self pleasure, then. The next best thing.
• The fact it’s not raining right now.
• My weekend is about to start in 20 minutes.

Play nicely…

Now this – I had planned for the up coming Friday. With my brother, but as he almost killed himself in his car over the weekend… I’m not up for tempting fate JUST yet.

Buy Property

God damn recession. Fuckit.

Visit my aunt in Belgium

This hasn’t happened.. but it WILL happen next year. Back on the list.

Plan ATLEAST 5 get away weekends for the year

I’m not too sure if I got to 5, lets see, there was the Cape Town trip with the Aunt, there was *that* trip to the Drakensburg, there was the trip to Nelspruit, and the camping adventure. 4. I’d say not to bad.

Fall in love

Ah… this I did. And it was wonderful. And he was and remains amazing.

Have dinner in Soweto

Hmmm.. complete fail here. I haven’t got any closer to doing this than when I wrote this list. Conclusion – on next years list.

Send 5 people flowers

I sent to… my mother, the boy person I fell in love with. Another boy who I didn’t fall in love with but held my attention… and hmmm…. Ummm… 3 out of 5 is a pass by any ones standards…

Ask a bloke out on a date

Yip… this I did. And the bloke loved it. Lesson learnt – sometimes, boys like you to ask them out.

Fly somewhere for the day

Nope… this I didn’t get right. It shall make the 2627 list, but maybe rather as… fly somewhere for an absolute purpose…

Drive to Durban to see the sunrise

Jaar… I don’t know about this one… what was I thinking.. in a car for 6 hours… to Durban.. which is not my favourite place on any day.

Corrected to rather… “Stay up, to watch the sunrise with someone really interesting.”

Compete in a sporting event

Yes… fuck. I’m ambitious. But we’ll leave this one in. Because well… I live in hope.

Make 4 new friends

This I have done. I have made many many friends this year. From the BFF, to BigTits, the Boy person, the new girl from PE and  supperclub… and then some.

This goes back on the list for next year.

Learn to drive a Forklift

This i should have done – it’s the easiest to do. As there are a few down stairs, but it’s turned out to be the least possible to do. I’m sure at some stage i’ll get this right – but for now. It’s not done. And it’s not going back on the list.

Have anal sex

Now… when I put this on the list – I don’t think I gave it much thought.. I just put it there. And of course, as we know… it has been checked. Done.

Live out one dark fantasy with a willing partner

Done… Did I write about this tho…? I think I did. I’m sure I did.

Re-read Gone with the Wind

Stupid… and no. I’ve only just started reading again. I did watch the movie sometime this year – that should count for something…

Make a video of something I love

Hmmm… Yes, well,… no – this has not been done. I’m going to file it under the lack of interest in doing this. ALTHOUGH – if I did happen to get a 3Gs for my birthday, I could do this quite easily. Hold on. In fact if I just updated my current iPhone – I could do this.

Learn a foreign language

Well, I had these grand plans of buying the book on CD to learn French. And then well – that didn’t happen. Well I did write my car off. Anyway the year is done – and I haven’t done it… safe to say. I’m not going to.

Have a naked man cook me dinner

I never quite got the naked part right… but I did have a man cook me lots of dinners. Lots of really amazing dinners. So, as judge and jury of this list. I’d say that ticks this one off the list.

Have coffee/dinner/lunch/sex with Charles

This I haven’t done. And I think it’ll make next years list. Because well… I don’t know why I haven’t done this. Although I’m pretty sure he knows.

Plan a cuppa for cancer function

This did not get done… Should get added to the list, edited to plan a charity function – this makes far more sense.

Put a plan together for my training centre

This has not been done.. But, actual training rooms are currently being built. Can we say… ass about face…? And a plan should be put into place.

Learn to Weld

Another WTF. Although I did meet a very interesting artist who might just give me lessons.

Have sex with Sven

Hmm… another one not done, I should ask Sven if this should make next years lists. Maybe he’s just over the idea of sex with me.

Improve my golf

Ah… that golf club that I bought, which stood in my office… is still there. I’m not sure how I feel about this one. Part of me would still like to give it a good go, and another part of me – well, I think the word is indifferent.

Right so, as i sit here right now at my desk, taking a preBirthday personal day - i’m happy about the list. It was, with out a doubt the best thing i did last year. The best birthday gift i gave myself. So much fun.

I sit here, the day before my 26th birthday puting together the 2627 list. So, far i have 14 items. I couldn’t be more excited if i tried. (I might take suggestions for the other 12.)

To the people, the world, the moments, the hours, the events, the weather, the music, the food, the suggestions, the excitement that made this year and list possible – i thank you. xxx

Well, as i do have a blog, which at times has a slight sexual content and which complete strangers hang on every world i type – yes, I do enjoy it.

 In my normal real day-to-day life, yes… there are times when i enjoy doing this. Making those slight comments. Leading comments. Naturally with men. With men who can match it… because thats REALLY fun. Or men who can’t… and blush. Because well, that’s equally as fun for me.

Can you talk sex to strangers and get away with it without making them feel dirty?

Of course.  I can also talk intelligently to strangers and leave them wanting more.

Have you been single for long?

I have, i’ve been single forever. Well, hold on – that’s not true. There has been dating. Some for a few weeks, maybe months, some for a date or two… and then there was *that* relationship this year. But i refer to myself as single.

Do you enjoy your job?

I do. I have days when i HATE it, and things i do that i have… and i go through periods when i jsut want to leave. But, on a whole – i do love it.

Are you a blonde / brunette or redhead?

Blonde. As easy as that. ps – i have fucking gorgeous hair.

Ever kissed a girl?

Nope, and i’ve been thinking about this – since i received this question. I really have no interest in kissing girls. I like boys. I’d kiss a girl for a boy tho. Hmmm. this i would do.

What do you think the point of being alive actually is ?

Well, to be born, meet a mate, procreate, take care of off spring. And then die.

To me – be ALIVE as much as possible… take respnsibility for your life, and live it. The point is to get to the end of it and say..This is my life, i’ve lived it. I have no regrets,  as  the decision i made – i did with the best information i had available to me at the time.

If we met randomly in a bar… what would be the most surefire way to go home with you ?

Hmmm.. I have no idea. Make me want to so much… that i know if i don’t, i will regret it for always. [My god, i think this might just go on the 09/10 list]

What gets you to that exquisite moment of pleasure the thought of the fantasy or the actually doing it?

Dummm… deeee…dum. This is a VERY intersting one. As with many people and i guess – most woman(?) for me, alot of my sexual pleasure is in my mind. There really is nothing i like more than a good mind fuck. I do believe that – some fantasies should just remain that. Fantasies. And i think that it is – for this reason. And the fact that.. sometimes just getting off on the idea of it, is better than actually doing it.

Have you ever considered publishing your stories in a book?

You are not the first person to ask this, and naturally – it flatters me. But i’m a blogger, not a writer.

I want to know what you’re gonna do about The List the left over items and the new list?

Ah yes, The list. As i type this now – i have a saved draft of the current list.. my report back on it. Some of the items will make it onto the new list, some won’t… because they were rather stupid to start with. The new list will be published on my birthday.. which new things and a few undone things.

What makes you happy after a hard day in the office?

A few things…meeting someone for dinner or drinks… knowing it’s been a REALLY good day workwise. That i’ve done what i’ve needed to do. Actually.. i’m a simple girl, a nice glass of wine goes along way too…

What is a typical day in the life of JHBP ?

Well, it’s awfully glam… and generally featured in the Heat Magazine… [Lol]

In reality, JHBP’s alarm goes off… for some reason at 5:30. She snoozes it. And then cancels it, lies in bed reading emails, checking news24, sms’s…. and gets about bed sometime after 6. The sometimes of course depends on whether she is blow drying her hair or not. She gets to the shower, does what she needs to do there… and then she puts her contact lenses in. And then pics out an outfit.. all depending on whats clean… what is the weather is like – and did i remember to shave my legs?

With out fail, unless i have a breakfast meeting – i have albran for breakfast and get to work somewhere around 8am. I enjoy traffic… and use the time constructively most morning..

Upon arriving at the office, i first face the Normal/Green tea question.. followed by getting the PC out. And then it all starts… catch up meetings, phone goes… i blog inbetween.. i tweet inbetween… Lunch time is pretty standard, unless i have an exciting plan.

Now and again i’m out of the office… which is always fun. The afternoon the winds down… afternoon slump hits if i’m not very busy – and then i head home. If i don’t have a Dinner date, facial or desire to go the the gym. Getting home.. i kick my shoes off, contemplate my life… maybe have a glass of wine. Watch tv a little… the Discovery channel these days..

And then head to bed.. where i might read… masturbate… sms someone… call someone….  in fact – i might do all three at once.

Rinse and repeat.

Do you plan on arranging a birthday shag?

Nah… i don’t plan these things. They’re just fun when they happen.

Thanks to those who humoured me as i asked for questions… Do let me know if i’ve left anything out… If i forgot to ask you and you have a question.. let me know – i might humour you!